S.T. Lewis

The Brady Bunch taught me long ago that tikis are cursed. A giant tarantula on Peter's chest... Greg can't surf perfectly... obvious...

Turkey goes great with bacon and avocados on sourdough, but as attractive as turkeys are, the meat that hangs from their bones just isn'...

While staying in a motel in Universal City on Monday night, I saw the greatest thing ever on the news... a story that began as a boring traf...

Cheetahs are the fastest of all land animals. They have been known to reach speeds up to 70 miles an hour. I had a Ford Tempo once that was ...

The first time the Wright Brothers flew, they landed after only 12 seconds. The only time this guy flew, he landed in just over two gasps an...

I've heard that there are some animals that live so deep in the ocean that we'll never see them or even know they exist. But if we...

This morning when I turned on the kitchen light, I was horrified to find a terrible thing on our kitchen table. Staring at me from right the...

Here's the Dracula that I drew a few weeks back for Toon Club but forgot to post on here. It's not my favorite, but I wanted to po...

Dogs are smooth, colorful, and largely void of detail. If you believe that, you'll be amazed at the realism I was able to achieve in th...

If you're a zombie... congratulations. You've just been granted a second chance at life... a chance to do all that you missed before...

As hard as it is to believe, this is not a Pinocchio screen cap. Then I must have held a piece of paper up to my TV screen and traced it......

Drawing this picture reminded me... I like pumpkin pie. Happy Thanksgiving, Canadians!

If you've never watched Lost , you know more about what's going on than I do. The more I watch it, the less I know. Having seen ever...

How accurate is it to categorize manatees as "wildlife?" Surfacing for air is about the wildest thing they do, and I've seen ...

"But where did the lighter fluid come from?" Magicians are cool.

So many of you have been posting Halloweenish sketches and paintings lately... I was inspired to try some of my own. I wanted to draw some s...

I'd probably think twice before getting involved in an activity that might require me to have a "Yipe" or an "Ouch"...

Last week's Toon Club topic was "Tall Tales." I spent most of the week going to Disneyland, so I had to rush to get mine done...

Here we go... diving a little deeper into the stack of sketches I found by my desk last week. I still like the idea of " The Bearded Wo...

As a kid I never remembered my bus number on the first day of school. When I got on the bus to school that morning, I was still in my sleep....

Do not declaw your rabbit! Unlike cats, the bottoms of a rabbit's feet have no pads, so they need their claws to balance. Declawing your...

I've heard it said that "you can never be too safe." What about this kid? He's waiting for a bus. He's so "safe...

Monkeys can't do puppet shows... that's a good title for a song. Maybe a country song... or reggae. You see, monkeys lack the opposa...

Here's the second batch of sketches I found around my desk yesterday. Chickens, pigs, a pirate, a terrified paper boy... pretty basic st...

I was cleaning around my desk today and found some old sketches that weren't as bad as some of the others. Most of them seem to be aba...

Okay, so no... this isn't a drawing. But I wanted to point out that the third and final season of Arrested Development went on sale tod...

You may remember this raccoon from a drawing that I posted in July. His design is the best of the four of them, and that's because I di...

This is our new couch. It is as soft as the clouds in heaven where it was made. While I was testing our couch in the store, two women came ...

In the song Froggy Went A-Courtin' , isn't it kind of weird that the frog marries Miss Mouse? And why does Kermit date a pig? What...

Here's a little girl I designed a while back. I thought she turned out all right. She's for something that you'll probably neve...

Themes have collided! This week's Toon Club topic was The Princess Bride , and I assume you're already aware of my recent obsession...

Several years ago I was having a picnic with my family in Yellowstone... delicious peanut butter and honey sandwiches... and probably some ...

This week’s Toon Club topic is “circus freaks.” You’re probably thinking, “This doesn’t look anything like the Headless Horseman .” That’s ...

I just saw this on DisneyShopping.com this morning. About 30 seconds later, I had ordered one. We already have similar statues of Pinocchi...

It's hard to draw people. If they don't look right, everyone notices and cringes in disgust, and babies begin to cry. On the other h...

M oments ago my little site got its 10,000th visitor! Ten thousand visitors?! Well, no... it's only about twelve different people, but y...

Don't you hate it when you're just sitting down to dinner and someone knocks on the door, or the phone rings, or a bigger animal eat...

As I mowed the lawn yesterday, I wasn't too surprised when my head burst into flames. When I was done, I went inside and drew this. I...

If you're here for the drawings, this will certainly be a disappointing post. Worst illustration ever... took me thirty seconds to draw ...

I had to dig through my personal archives again for this old drawing. I wanted to draw something new to post on here, but who has any time f...

Sometimes after you draw something, you look at it and go, "What?" Then you color it and put it on your blog. This reminds me - I ...

I drew this in March, but I threw some color on it today because it seemed a nice fit for this week's Illustration Friday topic: Opposi...

I know A LOT about pirates. For instance, I know that they pillage and plunder and rifle and loot. I also know that they don't give a ho...

The largest known beaver dam was discovered near Three Forks, Montana. It was 2,140 feet long, 14 feet high, and 23 feet thick at its base. ...

In the last decade I've had five or six annual passes to Disneyland. One year when I was a student at BYU, I went to Disneyland 30 times...

Last Friday we got a 62-inch TV. I was at work when it was delivered so when I got home, I went straight to our family room. When I saw the ...

If you're going to be stranded in a tub at sea, I figure the worst company you could ask for is a butcher and a baker... especially if y...

It's been over a week since I posted anything new on my blog. And it will be even longer, because although I'm posting something tod...

Well, it's nearly another 4th of July ... the day we celebrate our country's independence by blowing stuff up and starting wildfires...