The Brady Bunch taught me long ago that tikis are cursed. A giant tarantula on Peter's chest... Greg can't surf perfectly... obviously a tiki is to blame. Spiders and surfing wipe outs don't just happen on their own. And so I have to side with the Bradys on this one... tikis are cursed.The greatest curse of the tiki is its inability to move its arms for swatting or wiping, combined with the frequent company it shares with tropical birds. And even more of a curse to the tikis - the birds sing the exact same songs all day long on a 21-minute loop.
Birds are a curse to tikis. Tikis are a curse to humans. Humans eat birds, flip birds, and carve tikis. It's a complicated cycle, but a cycle indeed.
Hey... this is my 100th post! Thanks to all of you who have kept me going with your visits and comments. I'm having a good time with the blog... a hundred more posts are on the way shortly. Well, not too shortly.
"In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room..." I think you've forgotten that wonderful treat associated with tiki's - frozen pineapple on a stick! Tiki's cant be that bad :)
ReplyDeleteI remember that Brady episode! What a gem of television history. I like your tiki man. He looks quite pissed off, it's awesome.
Congrats on the 100th post...looking forward to many more.
Horray! Congratulations on your 100th post and my 100th joy. I LOVE your blog Shane! Thanks for keeping it going and keeping me laughing. (p.s. The Tiki room has now become one of the only rides that Kenzie will go on lately. She's becoming more and more chicken. You need to get down here straighten her up.)
ReplyDeleteOne time a cursed tiki made my tolied overflow. or was it just lack of fiber?
ReplyDeleteI love the string of logic here, Shane. Great comedic strategy... or maybe it wasn't so calculated? Maybe you were just being funny. You do that sometimes.
jed
Nice Tiki, nice colours too. love your work.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your 100th post! Entertaining as always, keep up the fantastic work!
ReplyDeleteFantastic Bird man!
ReplyDeleteHappy 100th post! Nice piece to ring it in with too. Love that big bocky head.
ReplyDeleteHi Shane!
ReplyDeleteGreat works here!!!
And congratulations for your 100th post!!!!!
Laura:)
What would be cool is if your bird was listening to an iPod. I give you permission to use that in your next sketch.
ReplyDeleteHappy 100th post! Tikis are a menace!
ReplyDeletegreat parrot .........and great blog, you come up with such amusing situations
ReplyDeleteSuperb Mr Lewis! Ive been a mess lately and I hate that Ive missed a couple of rounds. But love the fact that theres new stuff!
ReplyDeleteALways a great read and phenominal visuals yet again! Congrats on the 100th post!
That's awesome! What more can I say.
ReplyDeleteStrong! Crazy Strong!! These images are so apealing, its rediculous. Keep em coming!!
ReplyDeletetoo funny. you have to write a book buddy. congrats on your 100th post. big fan here!!!
ReplyDelete-andrew