Thursday, August 03, 2006

Give Me FIVE

If you're here for the drawings, this will certainly be a disappointing post. Worst illustration ever... took me thirty seconds to draw and two minutes to color. Here's some trivia you can't possibly care about... just keeping it handy as a reference in case a donkey kicks me in the head:

5 Jobs I've Had:
1 - Cashier at a home hardware store
2 - Waiter at a sports grill
3 - Concession sales at a college
4 - Overnight desk clerk at a motel
5 - Dish washer at a fat farm

5 Places I've Lived:
1 - St. George, Utah
2 - Hamburg, Germany
3 - Las Vegas, Nevada
4 - St. Louis, Missouri
5 - Orem, Utah


5 Favorite Movies (Animated):
1 - Pinocchio
2 - The Incredibles
3 - Sleeping Beauty
4 - The Iron Giant
5 - The Jungle Book

5 Favorite Movies (Live Action):
1 - Mary Poppins
2 - Star Wars
3 - Life is Beautiful
4 - Raising Arizona
5 - Jurassic Park

5 Movies I've Basically Memorized:
1 - The Three Amigos
2 - Alice in Wonderland
3 - Fletch
4 - Airplane!
5 - A Christmas Story

5 Favorite Current TV Shows:
1 - The Office
2 - 24
3 - Lost
4 - Scrubs
5 - My Name is Earl

5 Favorite TV Shows of All Time:
1 - Arrested Development
2 - Seinfeld
3 - Cheers
4 - The Simpsons
5 - The Wonder Years

5 Favorite Foods:
1 - Berries
2 - Seafood
3 - Ice Cream
4 - Cinnamon rolls
5 - Sourdough bread

5 Places I'd Rather Be Right Now:
1 - Disneyland
2 - Yellowstone
3 - Disney World
4 - The Beach
5 - Home

5 Favorite Bands/Singers:
1 - John Denver
2 - Barenaked Ladies
3 - The Beatles
4 - Simon and Garfunkel
5 - Bread

5 Favorite Songs:

1 - Zip a Dee Doo Dah (Uncle Remus)

2 - Across the Universe (Rufus Wainwright)

3 - Mountain Spring (Barrage)

4 - Watching the River Run (Loggins & Messina)

5 - Happy-Go-Lucky-Me (Paul Evans)


5 Favorite Actors:

1 - Johnny Depp

2 - Owen Wilson
3 - Ewan McGregor
4 - Zach Braff
5 - Christopher Guest

5 Favorite Actresses:
1 - Charlize Theron
2 - Kate Beckinsale
3 - Julia Louis Dreyfus
4 - Parker Posey
5 - Jenna Fischer

5 Favorite Animated Characters:
1 - Brer Fox
2 - Jiminy Cricket
3 - Shere Khan
4 - Captain Hook
5 - Humphrey the Bear

5 Favorite Animals:
1 - Bears
2 - Pigs
3 - Sharks
4 - Tigers
5 - Seals

5 Favorite Restaurants:
1 - The Blue Bayou at Disneyland
2 - McGrath's Fish House
3 - Sonic
4 - The Pizza Factory
5 - The Biergarten at Epcot

5 Favorite Comedians:
1 - Brian Regan
2 - Jerry Seinfeld
3 - Gary Gulman
4 - Jim Gaffigan
5- Kevin James


5 People I Wish I Had Met:
1 - Chuck Jones
2 - Bill Peet
3 - Walt Disney
4 - John Denver
5 - Abe Lincoln


You should put one of these on your blog too... there's a lot of donkeys out there.

6 comments:

Blogerts said...

I don't know myself well enough to make my own list, so I'm just going to use yours. Thanks for doing all the work for me.

Muffin said...

I completely agree on the Arrested Developement and Life is Beautiful! :)

I'm about to start seson 3 on AD and I'm so excited! :D

Gonzo said...

Mr Lewis,

Do you realize that none of your favorite songs are sung by any of your favorite bands/singers? Or that any of your favorite actors aren't in any of your favorite movies? Or that you hate your third favorite animal? Or that you're allergic to 3 of your 5 favorite foods...ok, maybe that one's pushing it, but it appears to me that you've got some gaping loopholes in your "Give Me FIVE" lists. I think you should rethink some of those choices, because if we're going to be using your lists for ours, I think we deserve some continuity.

Kevin Keele said...

You're an Arrested Development fan?!?!?! We just became best friends, whether you realized it or not.

Alikins said...

You are too funny! I LOVE it! ;)

Joe Fowler said...

Number one, I have to take a number two.

Number two: Over and out.

No more counting.