There were five people in our fishing boat that trolled the shore lines in the rain for two hours. Combined, we caught about 15 fish. Delicious? Not so fast! Every fish we caught was a bull trout, and that meant that every fish we caught was "endangered," and had to be released back into the lake.
Endangered? Who decided that? Clearly it wasn't anyone who has fished that lake. Despite their obvious handicap of biting on to every passing hook, bull trouts appear to be thriving. And if they are endangered, and the 15 fish we caught were the last 6 of their kind in existence, don't they deserve to die off? Discriminate, fish! No species ever survived while eating everything that sparkles!
If we keep throwing them back, rewarding their smug carelessness with a continued life of hook-biting, how will they ever learn? Someday someone's going to fish that lake who doesn't throw the fish back, and then they'll really be gone. It's time we hold these arrogant bull trout responsible for their hook-biting ways before they kill themselves off.
6 comments:
Maybe they're part of some suicidal fish cult, and they're trying to become extinct, and the environmentalists just keep messing it up.
how dare you
Do they really carry around certificates signed by the Mayor (and on waterproof paper too)? They've certainly got it together, for fish I mean. And he certainly is smug about it. No wonder fishing isn't more popular. Thanks for warning me.
Try fishing using fish next time. I've done it before. Every time I pulled back in the reel, it felt at least like a semiaccomplishment even if a big fish didn't catch on :) Actually, this old man 'by the sea' showed me a trick- using a cloth of blood and wiping it on your hook. We had more results than anyone around. Well I hope your next trip turns out more legal and less bully. Luck!
At least you were able to have fun... in the rain... with your mother-in-law.
Finally, someone brave enough to put those bull trout in their place.
Are you sure you were trolling along a lake? Sometimes hatcheries look like lakes.
Thank you for all the great inspirational life "sketches" on your blog, Shane. You're the Bill Cosby of cartooning. You know, because you wear those ugly sweaters.
hahaha ..great post!
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