Tuesday, April 03, 2007

The Battle Gator

As you may already be aware, Battle Gators do not exist. What troubles me most about this fact is that all the supplies you would need to build a Battle Gator DO exist. Assuming you don't have a history of violence or terrorism, it would only take four or five days to gather the necessary weapons. And then, what... maybe ten minutes to strap everything to an alligator? In less than a week of very minimal work, I could possess the ultimate weapon. But alas, I'm lazy, and I haven't a single alligator to my name. Oh well... a man can dream (which is exactly why I take so many naps).

You should have seen the macaroni and cheese I traced to come up with this thing.

10 comments:

Heather D. White said...

ROFLOL! The poor thing looks terrified. LOL! Those eyes. So funny. And I'm not whether or not to be afraid of him....or laugh at the horn hat thingey. It looks like one of those hats that the large women wear in an Opera, which creates a very cool element of surprise. LOL! The enemy will never know whether he's going to blow everything up, or break out into an Aria. I personally would hope he'd sing for me before blowing me up. Just so I could say I'd heard a gator sing before my violent death. That would be cool. LOL!

Oliver Chipping said...

Love the Mace held by his tail! good one Shane!

Kevin Keele said...

I'm waiting for this image to be taken down and replaced by some official government seal as the US armed forces begin building on your great idea and design. Very nice!

Tim Bye said...

I'd be scared of anything with an expression that vacant - armed or not! Super work sir!

GhettoFab said...

hahahah this guy looks surprised to be put in this kinda situation Shane. What did you offer him to be in this predictament?

Great post! Love your creativity as always!

David Malan said...

I once saw a drawing with an interesting idea wherein by taping a knife to it's back you could make a battle hamster. It's intrueging and would avoid all of the hastle and expense of wild animal permits.

Don't you hate when you type out an entire response, only to find you aren't logged in?

adrian said...

As soon as I saw this I thought of the old game Battle Toads. Loved it, love the drawing, love the gator.....I'm just full of love this morning.

Fric Fagan said...

I've been randomly browsing through blogs (the product of sheer boredom), and I've finally found one that I find funny, interesting, and enjoyable to read.

Jarrett said...

Haha, the look on his face is priceless. He's one intense battle gator. I think these guys do exist! I saw one at an arcade or something. Great work, Shane!

DRuMmEr said...

Actually, you can get a preordered already assembled battle gator by calling a simple toll free number. Preferably, I ride into battle on my Raging War Tiger.

Your stuff is great, keep it up.