Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Dam That, Beaver!

The largest known beaver dam was discovered near Three Forks, Montana. It was 2,140 feet long, 14 feet high, and 23 feet thick at its base.

I guess that's pretty impressive. But guess what... the Chinese built a dam that's 1.4 miles long and 630 feet high. Makes that dainty pile of tree branches and twigs near Three Forks seem pretty insignificant, doesn't it.

In your buck-toothed face... stupid beaver.

6 comments:

GhettoFab said...

heheh some great info along with a wonderful pic. You da man!

Ken Chandler said...

Where do you dig up these hysterical comparisons Shane? You'd be surprised what a Beaver could do if it had Caterpillar trucks and a huge crew of underpaid construction workers under it's payroll. Something to think about...

Fantastic Beaver!

Adrian Ropp said...

Once again you've posted an extremely appealing character. You must be stopped.

I love this guy, especially the fat tail. Or maybe it's muscle from all the work he's done.

Excellent work, Mr. Lewis. I am a fan.

Sam Nielson said...

You're a funny guy. Or maybe insane. I'm not sure yet, but I do like the beaver.

Joe Fowler said...

But he looks so happy!

Joe Fowler said...

FINALLYYYY!!!!!!

I'll try to keep up in the future.

Talk to you later, Shane!