Hey, look! Another Arrested Development sketch! This is Lucille Bluth... a terrible person, and therefore a great character. Here are some of my favorite "Lucille" quotes:
"Everything I've said about you can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem."
"It’s his glasses. They make him look like a lizard. Plus he’s self-conscious."
"I don’t criticize you. And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense."
And when her granddaughter asked if they could go get ice cream:
"I don’t think so. That chubby little wrist of yours is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is."
I may have to take a break from doing these character drawings so I can accomplish other things with my life, but Michael, George Sr., G.O.B., George Michael, Lindsay, and Maeby will all be on the way someday.