Man's best friend... is that what dogs are? Then explain what happens to my so-called "best friend" when he stops in front of the TV on a big 4th-and-inches play. Let's be honest... man's best friend is food, then TV, then football, then football on TV, followed by cars, naps, video games, airplanes, model trains, and so on. Based on my findings, dogs are wedged way down the list somewhere between "chopping down trees" and "buying a new belt."
I'm just kidding - I like dogs. In many ways a dog is just a football with a tongue. They share the same blank stare, I've tripped over both in the dark, and loads of frustration can be instantly relieved by punting one over the neighbor's fence. Relax, everyone... if the dog didn't want to be kicked, he wouldn't have looked so much like a kicking tee. Relax again... I didn't kick any dogs, and I don't endorse it in any way outside of its obvious "blogging shock value" purposes. After all - dogs are my 185th best friend.
More NFL Playoffs this weekend... go Chargers! Every time I say "go" about anyone, they immediately lose. Call your bookie.
hahah too funny! You image ( as well as your writing )is superb. I envy your talent!
ReplyDeleteAnd remind me to never ask you to cheer me on..
Funny picture and post. And I happen to agree, about the satisfaction of punting both over a fence.
ReplyDeleteThat dog is SO a football dog. Man, you've just drawn the "dog that is football." I love this! Great design. And like you it's too early for creative sayings haha. Cya round, Shane.
ReplyDeleteNice dog. What is football?
ReplyDeleteVery insightful indeed. I find though that the dogs are more like my girlfriends....the more I play with them the easier they are to control.hahahahahaha...It's a joke people.
ReplyDeleteI love the dogs expression - vacant but happy! Great pic!
ReplyDeleteYeap! Great expression and great design Shane!
ReplyDeleteThe solution to man's best friend standing in front of the television is to purchase man's second best friend: a Tivo!
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff, Mr. Lewis! I like the way this one is rendered, especially the dog.
ReplyDeleteGreat expression!
ReplyDeleteROFLOL! Seriously Shane...your blog is always my comic relief. Love this. You and Chas have the same list of "best friends." However, as much as Chas loves food, I would have to say that sports IN GENERAL would probably even come BEFORE food on his list. The guy's a nut. Love this drawing....so funny. Love the look in his eyes. Crazy how you are able to capture that. LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteGreat drawing, but I have to say this is your most perplexing prose to date. YOu're all over the place on dogs. And footballs. The only thing consistent here is your opinion about TV. And something tells me you've never even considered kicking one of those.
ReplyDeleteThose are some fine football/dog comparisons :)
ReplyDeleteTop work !! Lovely job on this character !!
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