Last Friday at my wife's company's softball game, a cute, little 3-year-old in a butterfly shirt came over and asked if I wanted a piece of her candy. She held out a little mint, but I passed.
She said: "If you decide you want one later, then you can just suck it."
If you don't think that's one of the coolest things a kid's ever said, why don't you just go ahead and suck it?
That's hysterical! The things kids come up with... oh man!
ReplyDeleteI had to force my self to stop laughing so I could comment. You should have given that little kid a dollar.
ReplyDeleteoh boy!
ReplyDeletethat's incredible.
I was really shocked to read the name "suck it" but Adrian encouraged me to read on.. I'm sure glad I did. That made my day.
I had a seven year old say something random to me the other day. She said, "When I say 'thank you', what I really mean is 'de nada'." Then, she gave me a sly smile as if to communicate that she was the smartest "bilingual" seven year old to ever walk the face of the earth.
ReplyDeleteI was always taught not to offer candy to strangers.
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