tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post5352949965031223687..comments2023-08-27T03:09:32.179-06:00Comments on S.T. Lewis: Avoiding Bear AttacksS.T. Lewishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13677349158007132249noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-919445181428060872010-09-24T20:48:10.583-06:002010-09-24T20:48:10.583-06:00I have outrun a Black Bear over a distance greater...I have outrun a Black Bear over a distance greater than 100 yards. So it is possible. And I've lived to tell about it. Given that I've not come across a story anywhere of anyone doing so, I may be unique in that I'm the only person with a verified witness who's ever accomplished this feat. In addition, it was documented in police reports and the injuries sustained were treated by a Medical Doctor. <br /><br />So, this assertion is not correct:<br /><br />"If all else fails, there is one way to avoid being killed by a bear that works every time. That's right... in the history of man and bear kind, it has never failed. The best way to avoid being killed by a bear is to die some other way."<br /><br />It can be done. I should know, since I've done it.<br /><br />DISCLAIMER: But don't EVER try outrunning a bear for kicks. That is, provoking a wild animal into chasing you think that you can outrun it. Because you may never live to tell your tale. At best you'll probably be maimed for life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-53516601070552269662009-04-14T23:25:00.000-06:002009-04-14T23:25:00.000-06:00I'm surprised the orca whale boy hasn't commented ...I'm surprised the orca whale boy hasn't commented on the inaccuracies contained in this post.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01195500077650548983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-8985372670766497772009-03-06T21:35:00.000-07:002009-03-06T21:35:00.000-07:00Beautiful drawing!Beautiful drawing!Adam Fordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18059275796499059520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-5822210617942630492009-03-04T13:20:00.000-07:002009-03-04T13:20:00.000-07:00Sometimes I forget to come to your blog when I see...Sometimes I forget to come to your blog when I see you drawing these at work, but kudos, my man. This is great!Adrian Ropphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16690240378692283669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-176918959538042392009-02-25T15:48:00.000-07:002009-02-25T15:48:00.000-07:00ROFL! My brothers and I love hiking and we usuall...ROFL! My brothers and I love hiking and we usually run back down after we reach the top...well...this bear is me. Truly graceful. I'd totally kill myself first before any bear ever decided he needed me as a snack. Love it!Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14551784973984773988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-28416500153367870702009-02-23T16:37:00.000-07:002009-02-23T16:37:00.000-07:00Words to live by. As always.Words to live by. As always.Kevin Keelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18298894166024257267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-68565973066285473492009-02-22T18:52:00.000-07:002009-02-22T18:52:00.000-07:00Very cool stuff! I loved cupid illustration, very ...Very cool stuff! I loved cupid illustration, very funny!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-62999723546243252172009-02-22T14:34:00.000-07:002009-02-22T14:34:00.000-07:00Dude your stuff is awesome, plain and simple. Lov...Dude your stuff is awesome, plain and simple. Love this bear illustration man.Ben Reynoldshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16825601308097616257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-66426946468249927422009-02-22T06:44:00.000-07:002009-02-22T06:44:00.000-07:00WOW, amazing stuff! I came across your site a few ...WOW, amazing stuff! I came across your site a few months ago and have been following it ever since. Love your work. This one made me crack up. Can't wait to see what you come up with next.Joe Romano 2https://www.blogger.com/profile/01432355265445152605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-75414452082438620172009-02-19T11:11:00.000-07:002009-02-19T11:11:00.000-07:00I love your work, Mr. Shane. ^_^ I'm constantly lo...I love your work, Mr. Shane. ^_^ I'm constantly looking on here for new posts, and am never disappointed. <BR/>I enjoy reading your comments, and always get a good laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-66744998902729439482009-02-19T08:41:00.000-07:002009-02-19T08:41:00.000-07:00i know, here's a solution. just bring a really big...i know, here's a solution. just bring a really big gun with you whenever your outdoors, so just in case a bear needs his afternoon snack you'll be ready.<BR/><BR/>great post man, equally great illustration. you crack me upWill Appledornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12292315107530469850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-48646011657587432202009-02-18T17:08:00.000-07:002009-02-18T17:08:00.000-07:00You win 5 stars each for two fantastic posts in a ...You win 5 stars each for two fantastic posts in a row. Now you have 10 useless, but perhaps sentimentally valuable, stars.Sam Nielsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14202942576576063110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-1835312753547915832009-02-18T09:31:00.000-07:002009-02-18T09:31:00.000-07:00Awesome.I think it might be worth the utter terror...Awesome.<BR/><BR/>I think it might be worth the utter terror and years of nightmares and therapy that come with being attacked by a bear IF I could see one take a spill like in your drawing.<BR/><BR/>Great advice. I'll stay indoors and try to die some other way.aintshakespearehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13007855291548401824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-86939538781219328742009-02-17T18:55:00.000-07:002009-02-17T18:55:00.000-07:00it's fantastic and so funny :) you are a great art...it's fantastic and so funny :) you are a great artist :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05040603954430360220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-20684644728608991652009-02-17T18:46:00.000-07:002009-02-17T18:46:00.000-07:00what's with the completely cool background scenery...what's with the completely cool background scenery? What happened to the standard two-tone blurred circle? Love it. Love the bear. Love the advice.Nathan Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05729532778722687888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-62160551243921668212009-02-17T16:19:00.000-07:002009-02-17T16:19:00.000-07:00Love it! I was just discussing this very topic wi...Love it! I was just discussing this very topic with my daughter last week. The drawing is awesome. May it be prominently placed in book 2. I'm already saving for it. Please don't release it until at least two years from now, 'cause that's when I'll have enough.Seth Hippenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13363511519729589554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-35601964838316348312009-02-17T15:25:00.000-07:002009-02-17T15:25:00.000-07:00Laugh. Out. Loud.Laugh. Out. Loud.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-61648022923542582342009-02-17T14:57:00.000-07:002009-02-17T14:57:00.000-07:00HILARIOS-I CAN TELL YOU HAD FUN WITH THIS ONE!!! I...HILARIOS-<BR/><BR/>I CAN TELL YOU HAD FUN WITH THIS ONE!!! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT POSTING MORE OFTEN HAS MADE MY DAYS FUN AND INTERESTING!!! KEEP POSTING AND HOPE THE JOBS GOING GOOD! <BR/>p.s. IF YOU LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS LIKE HUMPHREY THE BEAR LOL <BR/>CYAUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10107841341013654127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-9707934189293135022009-02-17T12:54:00.000-07:002009-02-17T12:54:00.000-07:00This is exactly why you always see bears at the to...This is exactly why you always see bears at the tops of mountains and not at the bottoms. Once they go up they can't come down. The same thing with horses and stairs. Horses never rent upstairs apartments.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06643207988640568761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21098288.post-32095987767198442562009-02-17T12:08:00.000-07:002009-02-17T12:08:00.000-07:00This is officially in my TOP 10 best entries ever!...This is officially in my TOP 10 best entries ever!!! Classic. Was laughing so hard. Love this Shane. Yet again, a crazy awesome illustration and seriously witty writing. Just wanted to also thank you for the laughs. I've recently learned the value of a good belly laugh and have found that a good laugh has some pretty seriously awesome healing power....which made me realize that I need to laugh a little more often. Thanks for assisting in that. Love coming here to get a good laugh so that life is a little easier to handle sometimes! Thanks bud!Heather D. Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15064608925523191802noreply@blogger.com